The Hidden Lousianna School System (what you don't know)

After a couple of years of close study of my kids going to school in LA I have reached a unique conclusion. The LA school system is actually a hidden Nazi agenda. I mean THEY ARE TRYING TO BRING AROUND THE 4TH REICH!!!!! Ludicrous you say? Bullshit you call? Are You out of your mind you think? Well I'm telling you it's true and I have the proof that the LA school system is a Nazi Fascist Regime. Here are the facts.

1) This is the first one I noticed because I never had to do it as a kid. When the kids at the school stand in a line the have their fingers on their lips and their hands on there hips. Now all one hand needs to do is go out from the lips and the other one just needs to go down a little to their side and BAM!!!!! You have the classic Nazi salute! I sat and watched as one of the Nazi Training Instructors (I shall call them NTI's from this point on) railed on a kid for not standing with his back straight and his hand on his lips wasn't quite there. FUCK!!!! I never had this happen to me.

2) Kinda goes with the first thing. When the kids are walking in a line they get their ass rode for shuffling. I'm here to tell you that it's perfectly fine for them to goose step though as a watched 6 of them go to class one day.

3) When they go over history in the classes they just kinda breeze over the American Revolution, the Civil War, and all the other ones until it hits WWI and WWII then ohhhh shit does it begin. I had my daughter come home and lecture me about how inventive and resilient the German people where during both of those major wars. NO SHIT THEY WERE INVENTIVE!!! Name me another group of people who slaughtered close to 4 and half million people in the planets history. NOT ONE! I mean I am in no way a Nazi or a support of a that kind of attitude or beliefs, but when my daughter spends more time on how good the Germans where, something is fucked up.

4) Look at the school code! I mean some of the shit in there reflects Nazi propaganda. Boys can't have ear rings (bullshit!!). Girls can't have hair dyed in funky colors ( I don't know how this takes away from learning but apparently it does). THEY HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! No other school system that I have been around does, but fucking LA needs them. What the fuck for? Hell if I know? You get ridiculed if their uniforms are not starched like my BDU's where back in the day.

5) This were we as nation fucked up but LA took it to a whole new level. No God in school. FUCK THAT!!! School might be one of the only places that gives you something to believe in. Some schools here don't even say the pledge in the morning. So who are these kids loyal too? I'll tell you! My son didn't know the pledge of allegiance until he switched schools but he could tell me when Hitlers birthday was. FUCKING LA Schools.

6) Volunteering. If you don't do it your looked at like trash. Un-Nazi like. Trust me I get it all the time. If you do though, you have unrestricted access to the school and you get to boss around those poor kids. SOUNDS LIKE HITLER YOUTH TO ME!!!!!!!! Hell, here in LA you can even get school credits for volunteering if your in high school. \

7) The play grounds are set up like obstacle courses. Look at all the terrorist and old school military training videos and you'll see that most of the equipment the used is the same shit on my kid's play ground. FUCK!!

Lastly

8) My kids know more German than they do any other language. Need I say more.

So see for yourself that the LA School system is starting the 4th Reich. When we are all goose stepping in line and throwing the Nazi salute around with our greeting then you'll know I was right. ......... maybe I'm being paranoid........I need a beer.

Suck on it Saturday?

Sitting at the house relaxing yesterday, enjoying the last part of my leave when someone knocked on the door. I'm thinking what the fuck? Who in the hell has the nerve to knock on my door? Side bar note: I'm rather un-popular in my neighborhood for being a dick to people knocking on my door and other people trying to tell me what I should do with my life and my house. Needless to say that when you tell someone that the next time they decide to come tell me what their fucking problem with me is your going to skin them alive and shove their balls down their throat, you kind of make a name for yourself. Yah, when the MP's get involved you know it's going to be fun. Anyways back to the suck on it part of Saturday. Who should be at my door? The mail person? NO! The UPS person? NO! One of the little hood rat bastard kids that prowl the neighborhood? NO, I think their parents tell them I eat people or something (cannibalism is support here unless your a Zombie). It was the LA CPS agent. I'm thinking "fucking great! What shit is my kid's sperm donor pulling now?" Well we all sit down and she starts explaining why she came. Turns out it's because my kids have missed soo many days of school due to those fucking little wonders of life: lice. I look at this lady, now realize I ain't mad at her, I'm fixing to go ballistic on the school, and I'm like "are you GOD DAMN SERIOUS". I have spent close to $5,000 this year trying to beat this issue in my house. From new beds, a new couch set, new bedding, bug bombs, shampoo, everything and anything to beat it, and you want to come at us like we haven't been doing shit. FUCK YOU!!!!  Twice, with no lube, and a unfinished rough sawed wooden dildo. I started pulling receipts, all of the products we had in the house, and even bank statements to show this lady. All the while I'm thinking "why should I have to prove to you what in the fuck I'm doing?" I know their are parents out there (and they should be housed in a small box that you can't sit in or stand in. You know kinda like the ones for veal calf's. Tazered every 10 minutes, fed rotten food, and have there nether regions run through razor wire every few hours. Those parents.) who don't take care of their kids. Good for nothing low lives. However, if you know me and my wife you know that my kids are SPOILED FUCKING ROTTEN. I do everything for them. This lady starts to defend herself and the CPS agency. Now our track record with them sucks. Issues in the past with the sperm donor have left me really jaded when it comes to the LA CPS system. Needless to say.......FUCK THEM! I hit the roof. Now here is the shocker..... I didn't go off on this slime. I kept my cool, because I know they have the power to take my kids. If that where to happen then I have the power also....... to commit mass fucking murder. So in order to avoid a life with out parole sentence (come on we are in a democratic, liberal, tree hugging, regime) in kept my mouth shut. Well we get done with our side of everything and this lady is impressed and appalled that we have gone to the extreme to beat this. She talks to the kids ( no big deal, I mean I abuse the neighborhood punks not my kids). She then tells me, and this is no shit, that "we should make a complaint against the school system". NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!! HOLY SHIT, YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT AND THE WAY!!!!!........FUCK YOU! I'm not an idiot, even though most would disagree with that statement. So she get s to come back in 30 days and I have a surprise waiting for her! No it's not the .45 and some fishing line. It's much worse. I'm going to have my lawyer sitting right there. Shoot me, hang me, castrate me, but don't sit me in front of a lawyer. So I can't wait to tell the school system and the LA CPS people to SUCK ON IT!

Giving this a shot.

Well, I'm here! As if I haven't pissed off enough people face to face, I've now decided to do it all over the web. So all of you bleeding heart, liberal, little punks, you might want to walk away now. I'm a firm believer in the..... how to say this nicely.......fuck it........cleansing of the gene pool, one re-re at a time. I hate fake ass people who think the world owes them something, or those certain special (think chest slapping) people who think the world and everything in it revovles around them. Another thing that crawls under my skin is the "pity me" punks. You know the ones who everyday is a drama filled struggle and choose to try to escape reality with medication or attempted suicide. I say, fuck it, kill yourself and do me a favor so I dont have to read your bullshit or hear about it on the news. You know them emmo (whatever in the hell that means) idiots. If my grass was as emmo as some people are then I wouldn't need a lawn service. So with what all pisses me off here are some ground rules for you if you dare to keep reading.....

1)  Don't post your whinning on my page. I don't want to hear it. I have enough issues with out yours and could really care less what you think is wrong with you. Better yet, if you do decide to post your B.S. here I want you first to go buy a box of ammo, load up, ......... and try to suck start which ever weapon you choose. Anything else is a cry for attention and you should be shot.....twice......in the head.

2) Leave my family out of your issues. If you have a problem with me then take it up with me, and not my wife or kids. I will personally ensure your issues with me gets resolved....... one .50 cal round at a time.

3) If you like what you read...cool. If you don't then dont read my blog. It's real simple! Don't be a fucking re-re and post some bull shit about how I'm all fucked up. I know I'm fucked up whats your excuse? Three tours of combat will fuck people up, I dont care who you are. If you do decide to leave a spite filled comment about how I need to find Jesus or some B.S. like that, then heres what I want you to do. Go to the nearest military post......find a bar that has alot of soldiers in it........walk up to the first group you see.......and run your cock-suck to them. If they don't kill you then it was fate and the world gets to hear you whine some more.

4) I support my brothers in arms. If you don't, or you (in the whinniest voice you can do) "don't like the wars this country is fighting" then you come do my fucking job. I know for a fact you'll get your feelings hurt (awww poor baby), and go crying to your mothers. "The big bad Army guy called me names". Fuck you! You pansy little shit stain on the underwear of humanity.


Four basic rules. Not too hard to follow I would hope. However there is always some re-re out there who thinks I give a damn. So follow the four rules and keep reading. Who knows you might actually laugh a little or throw up......or die.......or go clean the gene pool.......or......or.......drink a beer?